On the Subject of Catfish
My Barber: Man she thought she was meeting Matthew Mcconaughey.
My Barber: But he showed up looking like Forest Whitaker.
fuckingfatale: because of reasons
herecomeschaos: i really hate the word colonel because that has to be the most not pronounced like it’s spelled word in the english language
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
avatar-addiction: “I’m an adult.” I whisper as I eat my fifth bag of M&M’s, still not yet dressed at 4:00pm and press play on a cartoon meant for children ages 6-11.